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2014-02-14 @ 19:46:21
A Polish, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree.
When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.` The English guy, thinking fast, says, `Tweet, tweet, tweet...`
The Germans, thinking that it`s a bird, move on to the next tree where the French guy is and once again shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.`
The French guy, thinking fast, says, `Hoot, Hoot, Hoot...` The Germans, thinking that it`s an owl, move on to the next tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.`
The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, `Moo, moo, moo...`
When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree where the English guy is, and shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.` The English guy, thinking fast, says, `Tweet, tweet, tweet...`
The Germans, thinking that it`s a bird, move on to the next tree where the French guy is and once again shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.`
The French guy, thinking fast, says, `Hoot, Hoot, Hoot...` The Germans, thinking that it`s an owl, move on to the next tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, `We know you`re up there; come down.`
The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, `Moo, moo, moo...`